Every girl needs a best friend to make her smile when she feels like she'll never laugh again...

Imperfection. Get over it.

People who judge me. Go climb a tree, I have no time for you.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Don't worry, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep.

In a giant blender...

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.

I wrote your name in the Sand & the Ocean washed it away...

Yeah, you can trust the Government.

Just ask the Indians..

The Penguins Stole My Sanity!

God doesn't ask us to do great things. He asks us to do small things with great love...