"Tell me what you eat and I'll tell you what you are."
Billat-Savarin

Shut up, Sit down and eat your food!

A good kitchen is a quit one!

When you hit rock bottom the only diriction lift is up.

I wont hit you but I will hit on you.

Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Every time
Wife replies," No, It means: With Idiot For Ever !!!"

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed .
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"

Let peaple put you down,
so you can prove them wrong.

I'm the one who will make you remember I'm the one who will make you forget I'm the one who will make you relive my pain. For i am the one who will make you love me.