When life hands you lemons, make margaritas to get life snockered, cut out one of its kidneys, & sell it on the black market for cash to buy yourself some peaches instead.

Floating on a sea of dreams, Wishing to be swimming in an ocean of real happily ever after endings.

I won't die from a heart attack, gunshot, knife, or anything like that. I'll die when none of the peices of my heart remain.

When life hands you lemons, Slip poison in the lemonade you made, And serve it to life. Then you've got death....

Silence may be golden, But witty remarks are platinum.

Your touch is like magic, your words are a spell, without you I'm lost, your charm worked so well

I am Jug Girl! Stopping crime, two boobs at a time..... -ENE-

And the heart goes on. But what keeps it going? Why do we subject ourselves to the bittersweet torture known as love?..... -ENE-

And no matter how many times you say you love me, it will never be enough. Those three words are, what keeps me going..... -ENE-

I'll give you all of me, and settle for the scraps I get from you, It's just one of the crazy things people in love seem to do. -ENE-