Money, pardon the expression, is like manure.
It's not worth a thing unless it's spread around, encouraging young things to grow.

--"Hello Dolly!"

Life is like a bunch of tangled jewelry;
confusing at first, but once you get it sorted out it can be very beautiful.

--Stephanie B. (me)

Life is like a pack of gum...

I have yet to figure out why...

---by some icon I read :D

I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought if the thought i thought was the thought i thought i thought then i wouldn't have thought so much

i got this from some little riddle book or something...lol.....:D

The big black bug bit the big black bear making the big black bear bleed blood

"in the end we are who we are no matter how much we appear to have changed"

-- Rupert "ripper" Giles

"Is this real water?"