To get a good friend you have to be.....yourself!

Stupid people are like slinkys, when they fall down stairs they make you laugh.

You never realize how much of a friend someone is untill they're gone.

A true friend is someone who knows something is wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face.

Never trust everybody because some will stab you in the back like they have hated you all their lives.

Why live through life if when your gone nobody will miss you.

Everyone and everything is so troublesome, it such a drag.

Why drive cars and use gas and pollute the air when we have HORSE-POWER!

It's the 20th century why ain't use rednecks wearen crown and tiaras?

A kitten is soft, cuddly and nice but a boyfriend is the oppsite.