I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss is a kiss
without some tounge
so ope your mouth
and close your eyes
and let your tounge
get some exercise

Death is God's way of telling man "Your fired!"

Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

Guy: So... my place or yours
Girl: Both, you will go to yours and ill go to mine

Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?

Boy: I dont know why you where a bra you have nothing to put in it.

Girl: Why do you wear boxers?