Humpty dumpty sat down on the bed, little bo peep was givin him h3@6, as soon as he came she started to weep, cas she knew by the taste he'd been fugeing her sheep!!!

Summers eve has a new douche`~ made of marryjane, deoderant, and kentucky fried chicken. it leaves women high, dry, & finger lickin good.

If u have a di** then u are a di**

mi friend jessi told me that, so funny n true

Im gonna tear tat a@$^.....

its alot funnier when u hear me say it...lol

Q: what is pink gose in hard and comes out wet and soft?

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a: bubble gum ... u perve.

A HUG IS BETTER THAN DRUGS
A HUG IS JUST A TOUCH
A TOUCH LEADS TO A KISS
THEN A KISS LEADS TO A FIST.

HALLA IF UR MI FRIEND :)

If someone very dear to you is hurting you then you should tell them to stop, if they donot listen then that someone is not worth having in your life.

Bump and grind
the futher down south u go the better it feels:)

Everytime that i tell u wat i feel
the moment that i met u it was so dam real
my heart seems to skip another beat
everytime we speak
cant belive i feel so weak