3 blondes walk into a bar.....the brunette ducks

No My Dear Friends, Pride Is NOT The Hardest Thing To Swallow...just ask my boyfriend.

[[Rick]]: "What number do u get when u turn 8 upside down?"
[[Me]]: "Two sevens?"

*sumthin i actually said to my bfs dad so now my nickname is "sevens"

The list of things that SUCK:
-star wars
-chuck norris
-milky way candy bars
-WOW
-broken hearts
*read this list then post quotes that DONT include them..Thank you, and have a lovely day.

Two guys were walking down the street when they saw a dog on the sidwalk licking himself, one guy turns to the other n says "i wish i could do that" and the other man says "well u cuud try but i bet hed bite ya"

*true story*

Only in America...do we order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a DIET soda...

Only in America...do we sell hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.

Only in America....do banks leave both doors wide open...but chain the pens to the counters.

So....im a b.itch?
well a b.itch is a female dog
and a dog barks
and bark comes from a tree
and trees are part of nature
and nature is beautiful
so thanks for the compliment.

WARNING: PRIVATE PROPERTY
TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT...
SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN.