Men are like... Blenders. You need one but your not sure why.

Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh either.

Don't play stupid with me.... I'm better at it!

Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Look outside your window.
Tell me what you see
Do you see the world ending?
Because to me, that's all i see ...

When you smile... I will know you're plotting something that i must be involved in :D

A good friend will bail you out of jail..
A best friend will turn to you and say.."let's do it again"

In 2010 the U.S Gov. will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you.. Love you. Be strong. Take your cranyons.

I don't walk into things, they are drawn to my amazingness!

A true friend, is someone who is willing to fall down a million stairs, just to make you smile.