I hate escalators,
I tripped once and fell
down the stairs for an hour and a half.

Sometimes, I wish when i close my eyes and count to three everything i hate would disappear ...
But this is life we're talking about.. wishing doesn't work it only breaks dreams..

Just when everything seemed right for once

...Everything begins to fall apart..

A true friend, is someone who is willing to fall down a million stairs, just to make you smile.

I don't walk into things, they are drawn to my amazingness!

In 2010 the U.S Gov. will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you.. Love you. Be strong. Take your cranyons.

A good friend will bail you out of jail..
A best friend will turn to you and say.."let's do it again"

When you smile... I will know you're plotting something that i must be involved in :D

Look outside your window.
Tell me what you see
Do you see the world ending?
Because to me, that's all i see ...

Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.