Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia

Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take a chance?

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Somewhere... someone.

In the end, people don't really care about others. If they did, they would have never given up on them.

After a year of therapy my psychiatrist told me "Well . . maybe life isn't for everyone after all."

God loves me, why don't you?

When life gives you lemons . . . SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!

You don't have to force your smile for everyone else, it's O.K. to just smile for yourself.