Self-Confidance is being able to stand in a crowded area, lift your arms above your head, and scream "Mary Had a Little Lamb".

...Chickens have amazing ovaries!!
....i mean...think about it...
THEY LAY EGGS!
Personally, thats the raddest thing anything (or anyone) could ever do.

I was bringing you flowers, but then i realized you probably hate me just as much as everyone else.