We love life , becasue it give us much pain!! and hate death becasue it releave us from it ...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking

Wicked men obey from fear; good men, from love

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

Life must be understood backwards; but... it must be lived forward

Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.