AMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

srry inside joke
jk nikki jk

Things never to say to a cop
-no u assume the position
- ur not gonna check the trunk r u?
-ur eyes look a lil glazed have u been eating doughnuts?
-i swear to drunk occifer im not god

My bf: yea its good luck to tuch a squirrels tail
me: ok...
My bf: *sees a squirrel and chases after it. touches its tail. ends up slipping on the wet grass and falling flat on his face*
me: wasnt so lucky after all, was it?
LOL
tru convo

</3i may be broken hearted without you but at least i'm not dead</3

1 minute is like 1 hour
2 minutes is 2 long
3 minutes is like 3 weeks
4 minutes is 4 ever
and on the 5th minute?
you come back and everything is okay again

***** i doodl 5 stars for 5 wishes
1. i wish you were here
2. i wish your arms were around me
3. i wish it was raining
4. i wish your lips were on mine
and
5. i wish you still loved me*****

HER: What are you doing?
HIM: Thinking.
HER: About what?
HIM:About how i have the best girlfriend in the world
HER THOUGHTS: I wish i was her

Plz rrc my new poem "a wrist cutters love story" ill return the favor

Mirror, mirror on the wall
im f**king awesome... thats right im telling the mirror, im not asking it anything

-said by my best guy friend: lunch president sethcat.

We are classy
we are divine
you're gonna miss us
we're the class of '09