Promise me you will never let go of this hand that fits so perfectly between yours..

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay, let's get started.

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly

Everyone needs to believe in something i believe i'll have another beer

Some ppl are like slinkies they're really good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs ;P

I dont have an attitude problem you have bad F@#&*^! perception!

I rather be a betch than a whoe rather tell it like it is than blow every boy i know rather be known for what i do than who i screw ;p

Betch you have to be pretty for me to hate on you ;p

I hate you than i love you its like i want to throw you off a cliff than rush to the bottom to catch you

Hate= envy remember that sweetie