Hey!! do you know what iowa stands for?
it stands for Idiots out walking around!
(and the gay part is im from iowa)

Please...dont tell me its over.....i dont know if i can live without you.....if you leave me my heart will die....cause it was yours and your just going to kill it....and throw it away as if it was nothing....

Me:hey mandy guess what! *snickers*
mandy: what?
me:guess where i saw your bf at!
mandy: where?
me: at KUM AND GO (get it? LOL)
mandy: 0.0 what!!!!! your sick!!!

(real conversation)

Boy: why you were a bra you have nothing to put in there
girl: you were pants dont you?

Zim: who put bacon in the soap?!
gir: i did it myself!!

I promise you my heart just promise one thing...kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep...

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Sex is emotion in motion.

I been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks....

I just want to grab a gun and blow your Freaking brains out!!!!!! >.<