Dating is like smoking - when you quit, you can't understand why you started and when you start again, you can't understand why you quit.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Remember when i told you you were cool..?
I lied.
Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way ?

If you can't seem to find the right words, quote a bumper sticker.

Sun may hate clouds for blocking it from time to time, but it doesn't mean that it will leave the sky.

Value time more than money - because time can get you money, but money can't get you time.

True friendship is a knot tied up by angels.

Love is like a dream - it ends at the most promising moment.

By letting someone close to you, by loving them - you give them a chance to kill you with one single word.

He looked back to see if she looked back - to see if he looked back.