He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

Mexican word of da day -"ChiNOS"

My MOM thiNkS "ChiNOS" EVERythiN, bUt "ChiNOS" NOthiNG.!

U ONLY SEE WAT i CHOOSE TO SHOW THERES SO MUCH BEHiND THiS SMiLE U JUST DONT KNOW N NEVER WiLL

Do i love u,yes i do
do i miss u,yes i do
do i want u,yes i do
do i like u,yes i do
do i need u, not so sure
do u love me,probably not

.:NOthiNq hURtS MORE thAN REAliziNq y0Uh MEANt EVERythiNq tO ME BUt i MEANt NOtiNq tO yOUh:.

.:JUST BCUz SUMB0DY FLiRTS WiT U,
D0ESNT MEAN THEy LiKE U,
JUST BCUZ SUMB0Dy LiKES U,
D0ESNT MEAN THEy WANNA G0 0UT WiT U.
JUST BCUZ SUMB0Dy WANTS T0 G0 0UT WiT U,D0ESNT MEAN THEy W0NT HURT U:.

--->>My lOVE fOR yOU iS StRONqER tHAN ANy OtHER. BAbEE i lOVE yOU N i HOPE yOU kNOW tHAT.

--->how can i missz you if i never really had you?. </3

-&/; i loooove you moree today than yesterdaaay ; buut its nothingg comparedd to tomorrow <33