Not mine - "Never take a gun on stage unless you're gonna use it."
The quote I live and write by. I even have it engraved in a flask :)

Love is a severe mental disorder.

If life was simple, people wouldn't fight.
If life was simple, people wouldn't love.
If life was simple, people wouldn't risk.
If life was simple, people wouldn't create.
If life was simple; life would suck.

Take ten steps away from me.
Then step right on back.
Don't tell me what you find.
But be sure to tell me what you saw along the way.