A good friend helps you back up

A best friend pee's themselves laughing
Trips you again
And calls you an a** hole

She was the competition
He was the game
And I lost

The Tooth Fairy teaches us that we can sell out body parts for money

Your just jealous because my dinosaur is named
Alfred

We had gay burglars break into our house last night...
They rearranged our furniture..

Shut your mouth when your talking to me!

I want you to notice when I'm not around

Just sneak out and don't tell a soul goodbye

Rip my jeans
Not my heart

She don't believe in shooting stars
But she believes in shoes and cars