We had gay burglars break into our house last night...
They rearranged our furniture..

Your just jealous because my dinosaur is named
Alfred

The Tooth Fairy teaches us that we can sell out body parts for money

She was the competition
He was the game
And I lost

A good friend helps you back up

A best friend pee's themselves laughing
Trips you again
And calls you an a** hole

When I say
" I'm fine"
I want you to say
" Tell me the truth"

We don't change
We get better or worse

Boundaries don't keep other people out
They keep you fenced in
Life is messy, that's how we are made
So you can waste your life drawing lines
Or you can live your life crossing them

The truth may hurt
But your lies kill me

I'd be lying if I told you
Losing you was something I could handle