Dream as if you'll live forever, and live as if its your last day

Bumper sticker:
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

A friend will bail you out of jail.....but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying "we rellie effed up"

~~i\'m tryin to see things from your point of view, but i cant shove my head that far up my a**~~

I was thinking...
are you stupid or just a moron.......

Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end.
And somewhere in the middle, we became the best of friends.