If u promise 2 b my Marge i promise 2 b ur Homer ill say and do stupid things but ill always love u

If it waznt 4 music the world would have nuthin 2 say

God has no iphone, but i still tlk 2 him. Has no Facebook, but iz my friend. Does not have twitter, but i still follow him. And even witout internet im still in contact wit him

I kno they say the 1st love iz the sweetest but that 1st cut iz da deepest

Drunken thoughts speak wat a sober heart cant

I love u like Milhouse loves lisa, Ninja Turtles lovez pizza

Wen my heart beat it plays ur symphony

U r my drug u give me side affects

Me: Ur my heart and i mean so i hope ur here 2 stay
Her:(smilin) U want me 2 stay?
Me: Of course i mean wats a man wen his most important organ is away

Her: (Smilin) U wasnt suppose 2 do that
Me: Do wat?
Her: Held me and kissed me the way u did in front of my dad
Me: We aint did nuthin that we not suppose 2 do cause u my shawty