If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you

its not mine but its funny

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..

3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??

Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me

Love is more then love but love is nothing to can't have!!

my sister wrote it!!

Im a b**ch and i got class u mess with me ill kick ur as* so 4 all u h*es that think ur cool ill beat ur ass cuz b**ches rule!!

I wanna be the girl that he points to and says thats her

I miss you like the sun misses the flower. So please baby come back and never leave me here again.

See the scars on my arm? They don't show half the pain I feel in my heart-