Nice dress...How many potatoes did it hold?

Lifes a b*tch and then u marry one.

Don't date a drunk and expect them to be home early.

Some people aren\'t meant to hang around forever. Those people are only here for a short time to teach us something like love respect or responsibility. When they go, you'll never forget the lessons they taught you and thats how you remember them.

A dream is only a dream until you work for it. Then it's a goal.

If you live in the fast lane, You die in the fast lane too.