When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?’

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Fighting for peace is like fu.cking for virginity

Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

Each day of madness keeps us tied down. Forcing us to endure the despair of reality, and making us stay sane.