Disaster is when I cut my finger...comedy is when YOU fall down a man hole and die

I dont believe in sex before marriage...you'll be late for the wedding!

U lick it gently
and taste it slowly
suck it harder
and drink the juices dripping

u suck it harder
juices round your mouth
lick you fingers clean
u smile wid joy

WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING!!!
TWAS A ICE LOLLY!
i'm not that dirty minded!!

I SEE YOU BABY SHAKING THAT ASS
by god! does that thing stop wobbling!!

I'n knot blonde
honest i'm knot
i'm knot
i'n knot
see i told you i'm knot

Yes everyone must admit blondes do have more fun but at least brunettes remember it the next day!

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I'm a cruel and heartless bi-|-ch but I’m d@mn good at it

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

NOBODYS PERFECT
and i'm nobody
therefor i am perfect
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THANK YOU CHERELLE