While in a relationship a simple friend will make time for her friends.......
while in a relationship a true friend will make time for her boyfriend

It's not about how many people show up to your wake. it's about how many people cry at your funeral

It's not about how many people show up to your wake. it's about how many people cry at your funeral

My drunk friends fat and skinny argument

sam: fatty fatty 2 by 4 cant fit threw the bathroom door so she pisses on the floor

nikki: skinny skinny b*tc^es with ur fast metabolisms

(it was such a ridiculous comeback that i had to share it)

"Never let someone walk out of your life....... cuz you never know what part of you they're taking with them"

Life is like a box of chocolates .......... bad for your health.

my sister said it once i thought it was so stupid that it was funny.

This is a master card and visa conversation so discover your a*s out of it

They say bloods thicker then water , but which one would u rather drink when ur thirsty

If it's to wipe away thier tears
or fight aaway thier fears
i'll do anything for my besfriends
to make sure they know im in it till the end

I'll be the person you can rely on
with a shoulder for u to cry on
someone you can count on
always there to lean on