"Don't hurt my Captain Crunch"

"All that's wrong, is what makes you Beautiful."

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

My parents said I could be anything, So I became a Lesbian

Does she come with the house?

Life's a b;tch and then you die!

The full form of LOVE is:
L: Land of sorrow;
O: Ocean of tears;
V: Valley of death;
E: End of life.

"Drugs are bad unless you have a really good excuse"

" If a cop pulls you over, cry. He'll just give you a warning"

" Never send in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics"

Mike's words of wisdom......
" My pen smells like chili cheese Fritos"