Calories
(noun)
Little critters that hide in your closet and sew your cloths tighter during the night.

Tickling
(verb)
Like being rapped, but you are forced to laugh.

Laying in bed deciding if its worth it to get up and pee.

When I say I will love you forever, I hope you know that even forever is'nt long enough... but it's the longest amount of time I can put into words.

Has anyone else noticed the "&" symbol looks like a man dragging his butt acrossed the floor?

I'll climb the mountains highest peak, I'll walk with you throught the desert heat, I'll swim forever in the deepest sea.... just to prove that you mean life to me.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous!!

Honestly knowing that you love me scares me to death.... because you gave me your heart and trust me to keep it safe.

30 years from now "swag" isn't going to pay the bills.

3 a.m. phone call:
"Hey, are you asleep?"...
"No I'm freakin skydiving!!"