"If I were a judge, I'd break the law."
-Grace Potter and the Nocturnals

Tip 5: lying to your boo is the worst thing to do. Telling a little white lie is understandable at times but it's the truth that will set you free.

I have realized that when you try to be funny, you're corny but when you say random stuff that wasn't meant to be funny, people laugh their heads off

I used to wonder if the happy times together
Were worth the tears I cried alone
When the day comes that I actually start to matter
By then, I wouldn't even wanna know

Tip 2: guys, if you know your bodies aren't as hot as you think, then please hesitate to lose the shirt.

Tip 3: Girls never pay until they offer. No tricks; saying you forgot your wallet is a huge NO-NO.

Tip 4: I gotta be real. Guys, you can cheat. Fine, whatever floats your boat, but it's a woman's job to get crazy when you slip up and she finds out.

I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all

When I see your smile, and I know it's not for me, that's when I'll miss you

If I held my arms out, would you hug me ? If I go for your lips, would you kiss me ? If I capture your heart, would you love me ?