Quotes by Luna

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  • If life gives you melons, ask for bananas instead, theyre much nicer!

    12 years ago
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  • Friend at house: Hey you have a bathroom?
    Me: Noooooo, we shit outside.

    12 years ago
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  • Last night I lay in bed, and gazed at the stars, thinking to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

    12 years ago
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  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

    12 years ago
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