; What concert costs 45 cents ?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback .

; You text him, & he doesn't text back.
He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

; Trust is like an eraser; it gets smaller & smaller after everymistake..

; Remember when people got to know you before they judged you?
Yeah. Me either.

; Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it? (:

; Your Crush: Heey you. :D
You: *Thinks to yourself* OMFGOMFGOMFG.