"DONT STAND BY THAT POLE! YOUR MAKING IT LOOK UGLY!"

'to guys, girls are like toys, play with them, break them, then throw them away and get a new 1.'

"Dont cry over anyone who won't cry over you."

"If you cant impress them with your intelligence, baffle them with your bullshet."

"Don't frown, your ugly enough already."

"Never underestimate the power of a blonde - especially when theres more than 1."