When nobody likes one of my posts I like it myself just to feel like someone saw it and cared.
-Tessa Hazzard

I'm too hard headed to be eaten by zombies.
-Tessa Hazzard

I plead the right to bear guns. Oh, no. Not the guns you're thinking of *troll face intended*
-Tessa Hazzard

Ew. Life.
-Tessa Hazzard

That moment when a gay guy is cute: "Ugh. Get you're butt over here. Be straight. Marry me."
-Tessa Hazzard

They don't just create music; no. They create a reason.
-Tessa Hazzard

My neighbors cat is a reincarnation pornstar.
-Tessa Hazzard

Just being awky-awky-awkward like that.
-Tessa Hazzard

Even when I'm dead, I'll be a ghost.
#ghosttownband
-Tessa Hazzard

Let's ride our unicorns into the sunset and be forever awkward together♥
-Tessa Hazzard