Only after he died did I really understand what he meant when he jokingly said "Live fast, die young!"

I find it quite funny that in Swedish the phrase to use when you need to mark frustration, a sigh, is "men suck".

The greatest irony behind the so called "pro-life" movement is that the so called champions of the unborn refuses the idea of helping the living -- especially the impoverished, non-whites, non-heterosexuals, and women.

Horror fiction is fundamentally dangerous. It distracts us from the fact that the real monsters walk among us, wearing suits and going to church on Sundays.

"Due to the user of this account having posted negative things about Mother Russia, we at the KGB have now taken control over the situation and will not be giving it back to the slanderous user.
All hail the Motherland."

The only honest person that exists is one who admits to lying about both trivial and non-trivial things every single day.

When she got stuck inside the vastness between the pain and the anguish needed for her to create beautiful art, the only way she could avoid spiritual destruction was to stop singing me those heart-breakingly evanescent love songs.

I'm not convinced that it's a coincidence that the Swedish language has the same word for both "Married" and "Poison".

Life is absurd, and sometimes that means you have to both laugh and cry at the same time.

Being a teenage soldier means coming home with a broken mind, and writing your college application in blood.