I saw this somewhere on the internet and that it was hilarious.

Inside of me is a skinny beautiful person screaming to get out, but i can usually shut that bi*#h up with some cookies.

The course of True love never did run smoothly.

Shakespeare. \"A Mid-summers Night Dream\"

If you continually give
you will continually have.

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and in return.

I thinks this is from some movie. But i can't remember.