I have fallen
this i decide
life is sullen
my suicide

Its only a gambling problem when your losing

Ask me how many times my heart has been broken and i'll tell you to look at the sky and count the stars.

Life has a beautiful melody,
but ,unfortunatly,the lyrics are all screwed up

He stabbed me in the heart
Shouting I love you
He tore me apart
Shouting I'll be true

In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.

(found on pub wall)

Ever notice that a man's favourite sport usually involves balls...

Alcohol doesnt make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs, random ugly people, the floor....

Thanks to my besty mate Li... with the help of my bf

i may be guilty of original sin... but he started it!

I'll have what the guy on the floor is having