Ey babe, i wanna sloooowwly pull out your golf club.. and hit me a hole in one..
;)

"Damn do u do this to me!!! I just wanna grab u and hold u, but i can't.. cuz I know u don't feel the same...damn u!!!!! :)

Ey, can i take ur picture so i can show santa wat i want for christmas? ;)

ok mi friend told me this one.... don't b affened by this...

"THERE'S A BLack and A mExican in a Car...Wh0's DriVing?"

.....tHe p0lice...

:):)

"Dont ever Think aBout kiLLing youRselF... bEcauSe U neVer knOw wHen tHe beSt thing In yOur liFe, coUld jusT haPPen iN the FUTURE..anD u woN't bE theRe to chErish It.."