I pledge allegiance
To the rag...

A is for Andy, who fell into a whole
B is for Brittany, Who ran straight into a pole...

You use to look like you liked me
We never had the chance to be...

If I can take all
I would of taken your pain away...

Little girl, Little girl
Where are you my little girl...

Popeye the sailor man
Born in a garbage can...

All hail to our savior
Who made us see the light...

I love her
I hate him...

It's OK to talk to your self, not until you get...
She can be evil.....Once a month...

She wakes up at 5 in the morning
She eats breakfast at 5:06...

I want you
I need you...

I love to sleep with her
she makes me safe inside...