Women are like cats, the less attention you give them, the more they want you. MEOOW!!

Baby? If I were a Television, would you watch me?

When a woman stops dancing to the beat her man, it's because she's listening to the beat of a different drummer.

A Man chases a Woman till She catches him. Think about it.

Are You a good Kisser? NO? Pay me for Lessons

I Love you. Now would U take ur panties off?

Umm ppl It's a JOKE

My heart's a blood stained egg
U didn't handle with care
It's broken and bleeding
And U can neva repair

Last night i stared at the stars from the face of my window..counting them and matching them 2 the reasons why I love u..but i then ran out of stars.

Love my mind and you can have my body,
love my soul and im yours forever.

If i could wish for 3 things in the world...i'd wish 4 Y-O-U