Oh, look! Just 2 852 677 days until i start caring what you think!

I do it because i can..
i can because i want to..
i want to because you said i couldnt...

Do you think god stays up in heaven for fear of what hes created down here on earth?

Dont try to fix me, im not broken

Gee, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife??

Lets get the hell outta here.. i think i hear one of those silent alarms...:S

A mother who seeing there are only 4 pieces of pie for 5 people promptly announces she never did care for pie

Who, being loved, is poor?

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead...

The happiest day of my life is the day that i die