The happiest day of my life is the day that i die

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead...

Who, being loved, is poor?

A mother who seeing there are only 4 pieces of pie for 5 people promptly announces she never did care for pie

Lets get the hell outta here.. i think i hear one of those silent alarms...:S

Gee, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife??

Dont try to fix me, im not broken

Do you think god stays up in heaven for fear of what hes created down here on earth?

I do it because i can..
i can because i want to..
i want to because you said i couldnt...

Oh, look! Just 2 852 677 days until i start caring what you think!