Its better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid then to open it and prove it!

In life you should always make sure you have a good pair of shoes and a nice bed. Because if your not in one your always in the other!

If people weren't supposed to make mistakes, there wouldn't be bumpers on cars and rubbers on pencils.

Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If it wasn't for us women,
Your willies would rust!

You just have to face it,
Some people in life have got more front then a battle ship!!!

A cuddle is the perfect gift, one cuddle fits all!