Life can be some tough shit, so just get over it

Never forget the people that were there for you

If it aint broke, dont fix it!

Although the sun will never shine the same, ill always look to brighter days.

If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door youre on

Someday my ship will come in, and with my luck ill be at the airport.

Smile, it makes people wonder what youre thinking

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.

Wrong is wrong, even if everyones doing it..right is right even if nobodys doin it