The early bird may get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese!!!!!!!!

In a world of cheerios....Be a FRUITLOOP!!!!!!!!!!!

Silence is golden...But shouting is Fun!!!

I knew I was a nut...when the squirrels started looking at me funny!!!!!!!

Didja know i can be invisable....But only when no-ones around!!!!!!!

Heaven didnt want me...and Hell was afraid i would take over!!!!!!

Love is like peeing your pants.... everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth!!!!!!!!!!

It wasnt my ear you whispered into it was my heart....And it wasnt my lips you kissed it was my soul..

Love resembles a burning house,
Lit on fire, destroyed and repaired,
But never the same as before.

Love is kinda like a sore, everytime you think its well it gets ripped open again...and when it finally does heal there will always be a little scar to let you know it was there....