HELP !!

I am just 74 years old and every time I look in this mirror there is some OLD man looking back at me.

I hate these Antique mirrors !!

Germany is known as The Fatherland

England is known as The Motherland

So is Babylon known as The Babyland ?

The First To See

I have often wondered about the thoughts in the minds of the first Black man and White man the first time they seen each other

I just throught that I almost forgot to remind you to remember to not let me forget to remember to be home by 5:pm

At 70 years old there is one thing that my children call me that hurts and that is old man. Each time it reminds me of just how little time I may have left

I do not fight fire with fire when I get mad ** I fight fire with inferno

A bird in the hand is better then finding two hungry wolves in the bush

I had a Friend tell me that if he remembers right, He thinks that he faintly remember reading that the effects of Marijuana can cause memory loss

I could always tell when my X-Wife told a Lie, Because her mouth moved

It is so easy for me to quite smoking
I had done it many times