At first I missed my ex, but then my aim got better.

You can't fall off the floor.

Do not assume theirs only one right answer.

If looks aren't everything, why are plastic surgeons so busy?

Its always time for having fun.

No one ever achieved greatness by playing it safe.

Never eat prunes when famished.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

If you hit the bullseye every time, your target is to near.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.