*~I am in shape....round is a shape..~*

lol my grandma has a sign like that in her office and i love it and wanted to share it

Omg duh dustin!! this is what happened on the way home from school the other day..

Ashely:if u dont stop im gunna strap u to the roof of the car

Dustin:ahh no honey i always have "the top" im gettin sick of it!

lol ur a dork dustin!!

Are u hot?

H=hung
O=over
T=today

Are u smart??

S=sexually
M=mollested
A=and
R=raped
T=twice

Are u dumb?? think about this next time someone asks u if ur dumb:
D=down
U=under
M=my
B=balls

Ur a nerd...my mom always told me u are what u eat!! lol

A day without sunshine is like.....night

Good things come to those who wait so, if ur waitin on me boy im gonna be late!!

Children in the dark cause accidents....accidents in the dark cause children!

I ran into my ex the other day....then i hit reverse and hit him again!!