Joke..

I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my panty hose on fire...

A friend is someone who thinks your a good egg even though your slightly cracked or sometimes slightly scrambled.

Broken hearts dont heal

I AM WHOLE AND COMPLETE
AND ALIVE AND REAL
TIME WILL PASS AND MY HEART WILL HEAL
THERES NO NEED TO DWELL ON THE PAST AND CRY
LIFE GOES ON AND SO WILL I

HE SUCKED THE BLOOD OUT
he made me wet
HE TIED ME UP
he beat me to death

continued..

SHIT HAPPENS

What is the meaning of life? no one will never know

you only live once.... you only die once..

If you shake it more than twice your playing with it

Love to hate, hate to love